I will flourish this year and no one can stop me.
why does it feel like I’m in a race with every 18-25 yr old on earth and I’m losing
this is way too fucking relatable
Is this intended for kids or mentally disturbed young adults?
so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out
this is absolutely what they’ve done
I did it to myself so you don’t have to
send help
thank you for your sacrifice
You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?
Not telling anybody.
Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it….
Mom: Do you have McDonald’s mon…
😂😂😂 the Rihanna gif
this is the money Rihanna, reblog to have someone throw money at you
i’m glad my mom caused most of my childhood trauma instead of my dad so my therapy sessions can pass the bechdel test
happy mothers day
me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]
my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y
Me, realizing my mistake, reopening Chrome and preparing to mash ctrl+shift+T to bring them all back one by one:
My computer:
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